| This charming anecdote was sent to me by one of our
friends and customers. He says it is a true account recorded
in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.
The moral of this story? If you're going to have a
Senior Moment, make it count!
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use
it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran
like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags
into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so
shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried
and tried, and then she realized why ...at the same time she noticed
there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the back
seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own identical car parked four or
five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove
to the police station to report her mistake.
The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He
pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a
large handgun.
No charges were filed.
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